♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino, Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services, That's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino, Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services, and here's my bro! ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino, Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
-[fans cheering on television] -Oh, Cup! Know what day it is?
Oh, Dino, please don't.
-Cupcake Days! -[party horn tooting]
Oh, I just love Cupcake Days!
All the singing and the little kiddies in their cute little costumes.
Oh! I just want to squeeze them and hold them
and let them go before they get uncomfortable.
That's exactly what's wrong with Cupcake Days, Dino!
It used to be about celebrating the hard work and resilience
of the cupcake community.
Now, it's just about... cuteness. [spitting]
Well, this year, Hugo and I have something special planned for you.
[muffled] Should I come out now?
-Not yet, Hugo. We'll save it for tonight. -[fanfare outside]
[gasping] We're gonna be late for the grand unveiling!
[party horn tooting]
[muffled] Should I just wait in here or...?
I'll organize these hangers while I wait.
Yeah, that's what I'll do.
Hello, everyone! It's a real treat - no pun intended -
to welcome you all to the start of Cupcake Days!
[cheering]
The pun was intended, I wrote it last night.
[giggling]
Please join me in welcoming three pillars of the cupcake community:
Councillor Cupcake, Alderman Cupcake and, of course,
the cutest bunch of cuties anyone has ever "Ah-ed" at,
the Cupcake Days Children's Choir!
♪ We're cupcakes, we're sweet, our sprinkles can't be beat ♪
♪ We're the cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest ♪
♪ Cutest things you'll ever meet ♪
[overlapping cheers]
Bravo! Brava! Bravissimo!
The choir's costumes were provided
by Desiree Muffin's Costume Emporium.
She's not a cupcake,
but we won't hold that against her.
[crowd laughing]
Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, years ago,
one cupcake led her people to Big City and into our lives,
and every year, we honour her with this statue:
Lady Cuppius!
[ominous music, crowd gasping]
-[screaming] -Huh?
I thought the statue had more of a face and an upper body
and a... Oh my gosh! The statue's gone!
You two don't understand how disastrous this is.
Well, it's your first Cupcake Days as mayor
and the statue goes missing, so that's pretty bad.
Oh, okay, you do understand.
I need that statue back by closing ceremony
or the festival is ruined!
Officer Bees is on the case,
but I could really use someone who knows the cupcake community.
Uh... I'm not super involved with the cupcake community.
Cup, it's a general service.
We never say "no" to a general service.
True.
Maybe me solving the case will help with cupcake credibility around town;
show everyone we're more than just little cuties.
We'll do it! But we'll need...
[dramatic voice] ...one hour!
Okay. I was gonna give you 24 hours.
We'll take the full 24.
Now, Lady Cuppius, she was a cupcake. Nothing cute about her.
She worked hard for her people
and we repaid her by making her holiday a joke.
Cuteness is weakness, Dino, and I hate looking weak.
I think you could be cute and tough.
Look at us: we're cute, we're tough.
-[screaming] -[high-pitched screaming]
Oh my goodness, I'm sorry.
I'm not used to seeing anyone, ever.
Sorry about that.
Is this where the Lady Cuppius statue is stored?
Yes. I keep it safe and clean.
The statues are my friends. I'm lonely.
Right. And who comes to pick it up for the Cupcake Days' ceremony?
Usually, it's just an assistant from the mayor's office.
But this year, it was Councillor Cupcake himself. Such an honour.
I remember when I saw him, I screamed.
Because I'm not used to seeing people.
Yeah, you mentioned that.
Aaah! Sorry, I forgot there were two of you.
Hm. Why would Councillor Cupcake come to get the statue himself?
Why indeed?
Why... indeed?
You've been asking that the whole way over. We... we could just ask him.
Ah, right, sorry. Councillor Cupcake!
Hello, gentlemen.
Have we met? Were you at the Cutie Pie Ball?
The Feast of Cuties?
-The Widdle Cuties Snuggle Party? -[sighing] No.
We understand you transported the Lady Cuppius statue
to City Square yesterday.
That's right. Since it's the 200th anniversary,
I wanted to make sure everything went smoothly.
Seems I failed.
Boo hoo hoo!
I just can't understand who would want to hurt
our cute little cupcake community.
Maybe someone who doesn't think we're so cute.
Of course, we're cute!
Right, kids?
♪ We're cupcakes, we're sweet, our sprinkles can't be beat ♪
♪ We're the cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest ♪
♪ cutest cutest... ♪
I don't get it. We've interviewed every official in town
and we still don't know who took that statue.
Oh, it can wait. I just need to lie down and not hear singing for a while.
Great idea. I rented some movies for just such an occasion.
We've got The Singing Shrub, The Choir Recital
and this one's just called A Bunch of Songs. I messed this up.
And now, a development on the theft of the statue of Lady Cuppius.
We've received this security cam footage of the theft in progress.
The person who stole the statue w-w-was me?
[dramatic music]
[Dino gasping] And it's gonna rain on Sunday!
[whistling]
Wait, wait, wait, wait! You stole the statue, Cup?
No! Dino, someone is setting me up.
[gasping] Maybe it was the guy who owed you money
so you cursed him and turned him into a singing shrub!
Oh, wait, no, that's the plot of The Singing Shrub.
-[glass breaking] -[buzzer ringing]
Open up, Cupcake, I just wanna talk.
Ah! It's Officer Bees.
She's gonna lock me up forever and feed me nothing but crusts
and that's my least favourite part of the bread!
Don't worry, Cup, you hide,
I'll stall her using a bit of the old Dino magic.
Sorry, Officer, Cup's not here.
He's playing sport... games.
Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, Dino,
or the super hard way.
Easy way is you open the door. Hard way is I break it down.
Super hard way involves tunnels and explosives,
so I'd rather not. My preference is the easy way.
Is there a medium way?
Good question. Medium way involves a lengthy chat
-and a locksmith. -Oh! A locksmith!
-[dramatic music] -[Cupcake screaming]
-What was that? -That was my ring tone.
Your ring tone is a scream?
Yes. And I need to take this. Hello?
I would be interested in the things you're talking about, yes.
Hugo, why are you wearing my face?
Uh... surprise?
Did you set me up? Take that off.
Cup, no! Hugo didn't set you up.
This was our big surprise.
We were gonna put on a play of your life
to honour you for Cupcake Days. But I forgot.
Well, it looks pretty suspicious that a guy who looks exactly like me
steals the statue of Lady Cuppius
and here's Hugo looking exactly like me!
-A guy stole what now? -Don't toy with me, Hugo!
Wait, I designed this, but I didn't make it.
I gave my designs to Desiree Muffin's Costume Emporium.
Desiree Muffin? Wasn't she at the unveiling ceremony?
Let's check it out. Hugo, we're gonna need a diversion.
[Hugo, muffled] Here I am.
I'm a little cutie, for sure, and I'm running away.
Suspect located. In pursuit. [buzzing]
You know, he actually does a pretty good impression of you.
I'm not a little cutie.
Hello?
Cup, look! It's the plans for Hugo's cupcake costume.
And look! It's a wheelbarrow like the one in the security footage.
And look! Someone dressed like you escaping through the back.
And look, fake vampire teeth!
[deep voice] I am a vampire.
Dino, that was the culprit. Let's go!
Oh, yeah!
[uptempo music]
They're floating away!
Excuse me, elderly woman, can we borrow these, please?
Of course, you can, cutie patootie.
Please stop, please stop. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
We need to steer that way.
Get ready to blow.
[blowing loudly]
[uptempo music]
-[soft grunt] -Argh! My frosting...
We've got you now, impostor!
Stop right there.
Thought you could con Bees, eh?
Well, you know who else cons people? Cons.
Which is short for "convicts". Which is what you'll be
after you've been convicted of stealing the statue.
Wait, Officer Bees, look.
There's the impostor who framed me.
I've played this game before. That said,
two identical cupcakes, one roof,
don't know which one... to arrest.
Meh, I'll just arrest the both of you.
And now, to find out who this costumed impostor really is.
-Ow! -Sorry. Wrong one.
[gasping] It's Desiree Muffin.
-We knew that already. -We did and we didn't.
I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to hurt anyone.
Oh! That's rich! Then why'd you steal the statue?
It's just, you cupcakes have it all.
You're so wonderful:
colourful and full of life and... cute.
-Please don't call me cute. -Oh, but you are!
It is all I ever wanted to be. Muffins aren't cute.
We're... bland.
[sobbing] We're all so bland!
Hey, hey, it's okay.
We all think you're... you're cute. Right, gang?
-Oh yeah. -Shoot, from where I'm standing...
Oh, you think so?
Oh, absolutely.
Everyone's cute in their own way.
And I guess that's what Cupcake Days is all about.
-You finally get it. -Maybe I do, Dino.
And all it took was you getting arrested.
And for all their hard work retrieving the Lady Cuppius statue,
I hereby name Cupcake and Dinosaur
official Cupcake Days' Grand Marshals!
[cheering and applause]
Thank you both so much... [softly] ...sorry we tried to arrest you.
Thank you, everyone.
And in the inclusive spirit of Lady Cuppius,
it's time we pass on the favour to our sweet bready brethren.
With the permission of Mayor Vicky,
I hereby change Cupcake Days to Baked Good Days!
[cheering]
So we can all be celebrated, be we cupcakes, muffins or...
uh... whatever,
for our hard work, our positive attitudes
and our cuteness! Winky, wink, wink.
[cheering]
-I've got a thousand eyes on you. -[buzzing]
♪ We're baked goods, we're sweet ♪
♪ Our flavours can't be beat ♪
♪ We're the cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest ♪
♪ Cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest... ♪
Let's go, Dino! General services waits for no one.
Just a minute!
Essence of aloe spray...
check.
Scale cream...
check.
Invisible make believe suit of armour...
check. Just one more thing.
[heavenly music]
Oh, headband. Where would I be without you?
[groaning] Yah!
[panting] Guys, Vicky just offered you a choice
of two general service gigs.
[gasping] Two gigs! What are they?
Underwear models? International spies?
Underwear spies who model internationally?
You can either tidy up a swampy, junk-filled city pool
or deal with the massive sink hole next to it.
Or...
we can do both!
Why'd you wait so long to say that? We're almost finished.
It's called timing, Dino, and it's impor-tant.
Just like now when I say:
-serviced! -[phone ringing]
[rumbling]
Is it supposed to do that?
-Ah, probably. -[phone ringing]
Yes, you can have a house made of bacon.
Who would I be to say no? Sorry, just one--
-The elevator only goes up? -[telephones ringing]
Why?
-[sighing] -[glass breaking]
Sorry, guys, mayor stuff.
You wouldn't understand, unless you're both mayors now.
Are you guys mayors of anything?
No, you're the only mayor, Vicky. Ha! Ha!
[gasping]
I love what you've done with the pool.
-[rumbling] -[Cupcake gasping]
It's so swimmable and uh...
Ta-dah!
Okay... You two should come back to the pool's grand reopening tomorrow.
There'll be swimming and treading water and lounging
and posing, 'cause, pool!
-Uh... Cupcake...? -We'll be there, Vicky.
-Cool. -[ringing]
I gotta go. Hello? The elevator's in space?!
I'm on my way.
-Well, that was easy. -Yeah, that wasn't so...
-Aaah! -Dino!
Hang on!
[both grunting]
You got me.
-[grunting] -[uptempo music]
Like a boss. Wait. I feel...
different.
[eerie music]
[yelling]
Where's my headband?!
[wind blowing]
No. No!
It's... gone.
Oh yeah, you're never getting that back.
What am I gonna do, Cup?
Being without my headband is like... macaroni without the cheese.
Just plain macaroni, Cupcake.
Just... plain... unflavoured macaroni.
Don't even joke about that kinda thing!
Sorry, Dino, but try not to worry about it too much,
it's just a headband and...
trust me, you won't even notice it's gone.
-Won't I notice? -[eerie music]
-[sizzling] -[hysterical screaming]
My eyes!
Dra-ma.
[melancholic music]
Flowers.
[sniffing loudly] Ah! Atchoo!
Hey, a puddle to leap over with merriment and glee!
Oh!
[groaning]
[melancholic music]
[gasping] Unicorn!
[deep voice] Normally, I love a good hug,
but you're a... dinosaur!!
So, huh... unicorns, am I right?
Don't you see? It's not him, it's me.
My headband was a part of me or maybe it was me.
Dino, come on, buddy.
No! The old Dino's gone. Forever.
[thunder clapping]
[sighing] That headband...
We did everything together.
-[romantic music] -[laughing]
Yay!
[suggestively] Headband!
Put me around your head, tiger.
-You're sure? -Do it.
-[moaning] -Mm, real nice!
Dino, your headband never had arms! Or legs.
Or a mouth!
Really? I could've sworn it had...
some of those. [gasping] My headband!
-[hissing] -[screaming]
Ah! Cup! Cup, it was snakes. It was snakes.
It was snakes! My headband was snakes, Cupcake!
That's it. I'm taking you shopping.
And not just any old shopping.
We're gonna do the most glamorous head accessory shopping there is.
A hat shopping!
[dance music]
-C'est bon? -It's... okay.
Ahem. Uh-huh, c'est bon?
Meh...
[both] Wow!
Now that is a hat that says: pool party grand reopening.
See? That headband wasn't irreplaceable.
It was totally placeable. Just like I said.
-[growling] -[Cupcake screaming] Get it off!
It's no use.
I'll never replace my headband.
No one is getting this off me! Why is no one getting this off me?
This is the worst day of my life.
-This is still on me! -[screaming, growling]
Look, Dino, it's time to accept the facts.
It's really hard for me to say this, but:
we're never going to see your headband again.
'Sup.
[gasping] Where did you get that headband?
This headband? Oh, huh, it's a funny story.
Where I got it was: none of your business.
-[tires squealing] -My headband! No!
[screaming wildly]
My headband!
Drama mama.
-Dino? -[sobbing]
Where are you?
Did we get a baby seal?
[high-pitched sobbing]
Come on, Dino, you've been moping around all day.
We need to get your headband back from the cool car dude
and hit the pool reopening party.
Huh?!
Hey, Cup. Pie?
Dino, how can you be eating 30 pies
when your headband is out there on some other guy's head?
First of all, it's 35 pies.
Secondly, don't you see?
How can I get my headband back without my headband on my head?
I got no hero gas left in my gas tank.
I got no mojo in my dojo.
I've got no pickles in my brine.
My brine is pickle-free.
Okay. I get it. But we have to get to the pool party, so--
Sorry, Cup, but I'm not going anywhere. Ever.
I'm staying under my bed with my pies forever
and there's nothing you can say that will make me change my mind.
-Please? -I'll do it.
Thanks for the ride, Cup. Where are we going?
To the one place all sneaky-pool-toy-headband thieves
always end up: the pond.
So then I said,
"Your diving board story has me diving bored."
[chuckling]
Ugh, this guy.
I know.
So much headband mojo.
Alright, pal of mine. This is our chance.
Let's grab that headband and show that guy who's boss.
Oh... forget it.
You heard his hilarious joke.
-He's got my mojo now. -Come on, bro.
I believe in you. Dig deep.
Your headband is out there, desperate for you to get it back.
-[motivational electronic music] -You're right!
Hey, you! The pool toy with the headband.
Not you. Sorry. The other pool toy!
[all gasping]
You've got something of mine and I want it back.
Oh, you mean this?
-[squeaking] -[snickering]
It's all yours.
How dare you do that to my brother? Give it back!
What are you gonna do about it, frosting top?
-Give me a cavity? -[snickering]
A... battle cry!
[indistinct stuttering]
-Aah! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[tires squealing]
Cup, it's no use.
We'll see about that. Chase sequence!
-[engine revving] -[rock music]
Oh, that was a short chase.
Yeah, it just kinda started, then stopped.
-I'm glad it's over. Don't get me wrong. -I could've used a few more seconds.
-I geared myself up to go, go, go. -Big letdown.
-Give that headband back! -Give us the headband, man!
Never. It's mine!
-I got it. -[mystical music]
[fanfare]
[disco music]
-I'm back in business, baby! -Wait. Please.
Why should we?
That headband means the world to me. A couple of days ago,
I was hanging out in an abandoned pool minding my own business
when I was pool-napped,
thrown into a pit and buried alive.
-It was horrible. -Probably just a coincidence.
I was ready to give up. But then, I found that headband.
It gave me the hope and strength I needed to keep fighting
and climb to freedom.
-Whatever, let's go, Dino. -[soft music]
-Wait. -[sighing]
[inhaling deeply] Yep!
-[victorious music] -Ah!
-Yah! -[neighing, thunder]
My headband doesn't define who I am, my heart does.
Keep it, kid, you need it more than I do.
Oh, must've fallen off when I sniffed that flower so hard.
Dino, don't you see,
that means you did all that other stuff without your headband?
Any way you slice it, you are Dino!
Wow! I mean, thanks. I really need it.
Seriously, there's a small puncture in my forehead
and the headband keeps the air in.
It's hard to be a pool toy when you're deflated.
[gasping] The pool reopening! We're gonna be late!
Unless...
I gotta hand it to you, Dino, that was a big sacrifice.
Ah, it was nothing, Cup.
I'll just wear my second favourite headband from now on.
[sighing]
It's hard, but it'll have to do.
Breathe. Breathe.
[sighing and muttering]
[whispering]: Breathe, breathe...